roses are red, vans are a shoe, aleks says fuck you.bands. anime. Gaming. anti-social

spoopynobs4lyf:

with each new greasy mustache hair growth u test my photoshop ability 

I may or may not have made this. I call it hurricane kootrina

I may or may not have made this. I call it hurricane kootrina

jevester:

shavostars:

briandanielwolf:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

Who says Kevin isn’t a food

I’M LAUGHING HARDER THAN I SHOULD.

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(Source: mangocarta)

toorahh:

" Aleks, stop scaring people ! "
" Jordan please, I am my own man "

toorahh:

" Aleks, stop scaring people ! "
" Jordan please, I am my own man "

reblog if you a lil chubby

(Source: mala-suerte)

sassy-aleks:

immortalshd:

Sometimes Jordan looks hot but not like hot guy hot like when someone has a hot dad hot :(

oh my god this is it I’ve literally been so conflicted about how to describe Jordan and this is it this is fucking it

Track: NO!
Artist: SSoHPKC
Plays: 10501

Compilation of Seamus shouting ‘NOOOO!!’ in Minecraft Parkour School

(Source: creature-audio-posts)

zekiko:

I paused the video on the greatest thing ever oh my god

(Source: hichigooo)

lavish:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

(Source: thekatediary)

segimaru:


First date arm

segimaru:

First date arm